Finally, an answer to that age-old question: What Would Jesus Drive?
Apparently a Ford Pickup Truck. While drinking Jack Daniels and shooting a .45.
This is a pretty awesome video.
God’s only kid
needs a ride that won’t skid
Ford is what Jesus would driveTwelve disciples won’t fit in a Pacer
Gun rack don’t fit no Subaru
So if you’re a truck buyer
Be like your Messiah
Only Ford pickups will do
Man, this is a gem. And she’s pretty hawt.
Is it unclear to me why they are drinking milk though…
