I haven’t visited the Betty Bowers site for ages. Then I came across this link on Crooks and Liars:
Mrs. Betty Bowers’ Words of Christian Concern for Ted Haggard’s Delicious Disgrace
Wonderful!
If you don’t know about Betty Bowers, you should. It’s a deliciously satirical site about Christianity.
And you know, Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you!