Man, the writing on this rant is fabulous! I’m going to have to read the rest of this blog in the hopes that there are more gems like these:
“Are you sure you tried the website?” she asked, in tones similar to someone asking if I also needed help wiping. “There’s some nice photos of Catherine Zeta-Jones you can jack it to while you shop. You sound like you’re majorly fertile.” Which is true, of course, but I was onto this minx. “I can’t do what I’m trying to do online,” I said flatly. “Can you guys help me or not?” “Of course!” she cried. “Hold on a sec,” I heard as she clacked at keys, or perhaps she was just idly rattling Chiclets in her hands, Queegily. Then she hung up on me.
