Funniest 911 call evar!

This woman calls 911 because she can’t get the burger she wants at BK.

Hilarious.

Here is the transcript:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1375624/posts

Here is the audio:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html

Oh my gawd!

“Dispatcher: Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your
Western Bacon Cheeseburger.”

“Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you’re supposed to be
here to protect me.”

“Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?”

Too damned funny.