The way my brain works

I was on an IRC channel the other day and someone described the way they thought their brain worked. I realized that it sounded a lot like the way my brain works…

_timm_ i think my brain is like a gigantic library
_timm_ ran by morons
_timm_ and possibly a bunch of tards
_timm_ like you know beach balls are supposed to go in the b section
_timm_ but the morons in charge of my memory
_timm_ are like beachballs?
_timm_ lets file that under q
_timm_ so im like, hey brain
_timm_ go find memories about beachballs
_timm_ and the brain is like
_timm_ beachballs? b… b…. nope nothing
_timm_ then after a while your brain puts that on the backburner
_timm_ like runs it in the background
_timm_ while youre doing something else
_timm_ and the morons go
_timm_ oh shit
_timm_ we filed that under q
_timm_ and then you remember the memory
_timm_ and they refile it